However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard

awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do

next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said,

"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.

I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing

will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to

withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked for me." he replied!!!!