A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
"Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer" she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality".
"Really" he smiled "what myths are those?" "Well" she explained "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish".
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry" she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto" the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy".
Bobdown said
03:58 PM Jul 28, 2023
Some good ones in that lot WAWT.............all seem to have one theme you sick bugger.
Craig1 said
04:14 PM Jul 28, 2023
X 2
rgren2 said
05:10 PM Jul 28, 2023
Bobdown wrote:
Some good ones in that lot WAWT.............all seem to have one theme you sick bugger.
Hope thats sarcasm.
Bobdown said
08:18 PM Jul 28, 2023
3 smiley faces Rod
peter67 said
11:30 AM Jul 29, 2023
Four smiley faces!! all good jokes.
anolphart said
05:05 PM Jul 29, 2023
... and no-one's been offended!
yobarr said
05:41 PM Jul 29, 2023
anolphart wrote:
... and no-one's been offended!
For sure!
These days it seems that many people aren't happy unless they're sad.
This garbage about apologizing for anything is boring too.
See below for real effects of an apology. It's an absurdity.
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
"Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer" she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality".
"Really" he smiled "what myths are those?" "Well" she explained "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish".
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry" she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto" the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy".
Some good ones in that lot WAWT.............all seem to have one theme you sick bugger.
Hope thats sarcasm.
... and no-one's been offended!
For sure!
These days it seems that many people aren't happy unless they're sad.
This garbage about apologizing for anything is boring too.
See below for real effects of an apology. It's an absurdity.
Smile. Be happy. Cheers.