DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE
- aussie_paul said01:23 PM Jul 21, 2023
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds
her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in
my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough. 