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Wisdom quotes

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.