I thought that you should know that LAWYERS aren't too smart, after all.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
DMaxer said
07:31 PM Jul 18, 2023
I totally agree with you on both points Paul.
I really enjoy your posts. Keep them coming. If you cant laugh at life you are a sad case.
watsea said
10:44 PM Jul 18, 2023
I have a few friends who are lawyers. Good people they are.
They enjoy a joke. Here is a joke from one of them.
"What is black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer?"
.........
"A Rottweiler."
They enjoy a joke. Here is a joke from one of them.
"What is black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer?"
.........
"A Rottweiler."