AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND
WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND LARGE SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP HOUSE, DRIVING A JUNK CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE AN OLD GUY'S PROBLEMS.
peter67 said
10:12 AM Jul 18, 2023
Never a truer word spoken.
Whenarewethere said
01:54 PM Jul 18, 2023
Good to see so much active wear (or less) being worn these days. One can look & enjoy.
The down side is that all age groups are taking it up!
Mein said
06:16 PM Jul 18, 2023
"Some studies have suggested that we take longer to process text when it is written in all uppercase letters. This increase in time, could be related to less efficient visual processing. If a word appears in all caps, it may also have more visual neighbors and an increase in competition can delay word recognition. In other words, upper-case letters look more alike than lower-case letters do, which can increase processing time. In addition, caps take up more space so in a longer block of text your eyes need to pause more regularly."
Are We Lost said
06:21 PM Jul 18, 2023
And the same for larger fonts.
As for your comment, I don't think many jokes are typed by the poster, but more likely copied and pasted. Or perhaps he was shouting over the noise in the pub.
Good to see so much active wear (or less) being worn these days. One can look & enjoy.
The down side is that all age groups are taking it up!
"Some studies have suggested that we take longer to process text when it is written in all uppercase letters. This increase in time, could be related to less efficient visual processing. If a word appears in all caps, it may also have more visual neighbors and an increase in competition can delay word recognition. In other words, upper-case letters look more alike than lower-case letters do, which can increase processing time. In addition, caps take up more space so in a longer block of text your eyes need to pause more regularly."
As for your comment, I don't think many jokes are typed by the poster, but more likely copied and pasted. Or perhaps he was shouting over the noise in the pub.