Although hes very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.
Hold on a minute! said the Pope, You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!
This is my lottery win, said the photographer. Ill be financially secure for life with these photos!
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of £2 million.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, £2 million...
TWO MILLION Pounds! replied the housekeeper. They must have seen you coming!
Possum3 said
11:35 AM Apr 5, 2023
Love it.
Whenarewethere said
01:17 PM Apr 5, 2023
RickJ wrote:
I'm hell bound for sure-
If you have been through the second papal palace in Avignon, France, you will both blush & eyes water. Mosaics in the period, of what went on in the bedroom to create the "right mood". Then there were the tapestries, one would choke!
Don't worry, you will be bound for the other direction!
Roy E said
04:38 PM Apr 5, 2023
Good one, Rick, you are definitely on your way to hell.
RickJ said
05:10 PM Apr 5, 2023
Roy E wrote:
Good one, Rick, you are definitely on your way to hell.
I think you may be right Roy, in fact I am now getting used to drinking hot beer.
Im hell bound for sure-
The Pope was having a shower.
Although hes very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.
Hold on a minute! said the Pope, You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!
This is my lottery win, said the photographer. Ill be financially secure for life with these photos!
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of £2 million.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, £2 million...
TWO MILLION Pounds! replied the housekeeper. They must have seen you coming!
If you have been through the second papal palace in Avignon, France, you will both blush & eyes water. Mosaics in the period, of what went on in the bedroom to create the "right mood". Then there were the tapestries, one would choke!
Don't worry, you will be bound for the other direction!
I think you may be right Roy, in fact I am now getting used to drinking hot beer.
