An old man is out for a drive one sunny afternoon when he accidentally rear ends a guy driving a rather expensive sports car Enraged the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man. "I don't have that kind of money, let me call my son, he trains dolphins. He'll know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son up and just as his son answers the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man. "So, you're a dolphin trainer huh?" the man barks into the phone. "Well your old man here just totaled my car and I need ten grand right now or I'm gonna beat you AND your old man into bloody pulp's!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes" says the voice calmly on the other end of the line.
Exactly ten minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy jumps out and proceeds to beat the ever loving crap out of the bully.
When they're finished, his son walks over to the old man and says "for
the last time Dad I train Seals, Navy Seals not dolphins..."
An old man is out for a drive one sunny afternoon when he accidentally
rear ends a guy driving a rather expensive sports car
Enraged the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look
what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a
bloody pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man. "I don't have that kind of money, let me
call my son, he trains dolphins. He'll know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs while rolling his eyes. The old man
pulls out his phone, dials his son up and just as his son answers the
irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, you're a dolphin trainer huh?" the man barks into the phone.
"Well your old man here just totaled my car and I need ten grand right
now or I'm gonna beat you AND your old man into bloody pulp's!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes" says the voice calmly on the other end
of the line.
Exactly ten minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy jumps out and
proceeds to beat the ever loving crap out of the bully.
When they're finished, his son walks over to the old man and says "for
the last time Dad I train Seals, Navy Seals not dolphins..."
pay another oldie.
Love that joke.
