Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."
The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in Ireland. We'll pay for our holiday and then some."
Murphy replied, "Good idea! But, if they think we're foreigners, they might not sell them to us. I can do a good British accent so let me do all of the talking."
Paddy and Murphy went inside the shop and in his best British accent, Murphy said "We'll have 100 jackets, 100 pairs of trousers and 100 shirts please."
The shop employee stared at them for a few seconds and then said, "You two fellows are from Ireland, aren't you?"
Murphy immediately went on the offensive and said, "So what if we are? Are you saying you won't sell clothes to Irish people? That's rascism! That's illegal!"
And the shop employee responded, "No! Not at all! It's just that this is a drycleaners."
Giggleswick said
08:40 PM Feb 11, 2023
not as funny the umpteenth time
Bobdown said
09:55 AM Feb 12, 2023
Giggleswick wrote:
not as funny the umpteenth time
Got any new ones Giggles?
Giggleswick said
07:53 PM Feb 12, 2023
go jump in the lake 'Bobdown' preferably the one with the crocodile on the bank
yobarr said
07:59 PM Feb 12, 2023
Giggleswick wrote:
not as funny the umpteenth time
Do you think it is possible that some members may not have already heard any particular joke, and will find it amusing? And there is no harm done to those who already may have heard it. Big deal. Cheers
Giggleswick said
08:01 PM Feb 12, 2023
You can go jump in the same lake. Cheers
yobarr said
09:11 PM Feb 12, 2023
Giggleswick wrote:
You can go jump in the same lake. Cheers
Ha ha! Two questions asked, both receiving highly intelligent responses, but still no answers? Too difficult? Cheers
yobarr said
09:13 PM Feb 12, 2023
Giggleswick wrote:
go jump in the lake 'Bobdown' preferably the one with the crocodile on the bank
Perfectly safe to jump into a lake with a crocodile on the bank. They won't attack immediately. Cheers
Bobdown said
10:05 PM Feb 12, 2023
Giggles, you can't complain about a double up of a joke, like Chris says, others may not have heard it.
You obviously don't have a catalogue of jokes as I don't remember reading any of yours, so don't criticize others.
Got anymore Mein?
Are We Lost said
10:45 PM Feb 12, 2023
Well in fact I had a little giggle, Giggleswick. Some jokes on here seem to get repeated regularly but I don't recall seeing that one.
Hawk7 said
11:59 PM Feb 12, 2023
Are We Lost ? X 2 !
Giggleswick said
07:59 AM Feb 13, 2023
Lake starting to get pretty full. Cheers
rgren2 said
08:31 AM Feb 13, 2023
No crocodiles in the lake, the sharks ate them all.
yobarr said
12:22 PM Feb 13, 2023
Giggleswick wrote:
Lake starting to get pretty full. Cheers
No need to panic mate! There's still room for you. Cheers
Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."
The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in Ireland. We'll pay for our holiday and then some."
Murphy replied, "Good idea! But, if they think we're foreigners, they might not sell them to us. I can do a good British accent so let me do all of the talking."
Paddy and Murphy went inside the shop and in his best British accent, Murphy said "We'll have 100 jackets, 100 pairs of trousers and 100 shirts please."
The shop employee stared at them for a few seconds and then said, "You two fellows are from Ireland, aren't you?"
Murphy immediately went on the offensive and said, "So what if we are? Are you saying you won't sell clothes to Irish people? That's rascism! That's illegal!"
And the shop employee responded, "No! Not at all! It's just that this is a drycleaners."
Got any new ones Giggles?
Do you think it is possible that some members may not have already heard any particular joke, and will find it amusing? And there is no harm done to those who already may have heard it. Big deal. Cheers
Ha ha! Two questions asked, both receiving highly intelligent responses, but still no answers? Too difficult? Cheers
Perfectly safe to jump into a lake with a crocodile on the bank. They won't attack immediately. Cheers
Giggles, you can't complain about a double up of a joke, like Chris says, others may not have heard it.
You obviously don't have a catalogue of jokes as I don't remember reading any of yours, so don't criticize others.
Got anymore Mein?
No need to panic mate! There's still room for you. Cheers