A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, Sure, exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says:
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Craig1 said
10:20 AM Jan 10, 2023
They should do that to all lawyers, judges and such.
DMaxer said
02:25 PM Jan 10, 2023
That is a very intelligent comment Craig. You must get a million laughs when you visit your family inside each weekend.
Bobdown said
04:09 PM Jan 10, 2023
DMaxer wrote:
That is a very intelligent comment Craig. You must get a million laughs when you visit your family inside each weekend.
That's not a bad jibe DMaxer, even for lawyer.....poor Craig, but he does have a sense of humour.
Craig1 said
05:15 PM Jan 10, 2023
We bred out of our convictness/transportationship Dmax, so dont have to pretend how superior we are.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, Sure, exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says:
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
That is a very intelligent comment Craig. You must get a million laughs when you visit your family inside each weekend.
That's not a bad jibe DMaxer, even for lawyer.....poor Craig, but he does have a sense of humour.