A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Bathurst1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... really slowly...
"So...............ya gonna follow the Pies again this year?"
Aussie Paul
granite53 said
09:37 PM Dec 31, 2022
Very good
Craig1 said
09:49 AM Jan 1, 2023
75 would make a Blue Bagger perhaps
Bobdown said
11:45 AM Jan 1, 2023
Craig1 wrote:
75 would make a Blue Bagger perhaps
Started 2023 like you were in 2022, a bloody comedian.
Ruined a perfectly good Collingwood joke.......Happy New Year cobber
Craig1 said
01:40 PM Jan 1, 2023
Ah well, spent from 20th to 29th in hospital, so had to search memory bank " you quoted- good to follow a footy team, a bit of chiak doesnt go astray "
Keep some Bush Hen to put out the fires, it would nearly scare them away I reckon.
Bobdown said
03:14 PM Jan 1, 2023
Craig1 wrote:
Ah well, spent from 20th to 29th in hospital, so had to search memory bank " you quoted- good to follow a footy team, a bit of chiak doesnt go astray "
Keep some Bush Hen to put out the fires, it would nearly scare them away I reckon.
Hope you are okay now Demon, that's along time to be crook.
At least tell me the nurses gave you a bed-bath or something!!!
Cheers Bob
Craig1 said
04:52 PM Jan 1, 2023
1st few days that was the last thing on my mind. But I must say a great shout out to all the nurses at Albury Base, bloody fantastic. Some of the Drs could not organize themselves, or me, for a night at Hay St.
Started 2023 like you were in 2022, a bloody comedian.
Ruined a perfectly good Collingwood joke.......Happy New Year cobber
Keep some Bush Hen to put out the fires, it would nearly scare them away I reckon.
Hope you are okay now Demon, that's along time to be crook.
At least tell me the nurses gave you a bed-bath or something!!!
Cheers Bob
All good now.