An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake. My God, says his mother. You can speak? To which the German boy replies, Of course. "How come you've never spoken before? asks his father. Vell, says the boy, up until now, everything has been satisfactory.
anolphart said
12:09 PM Dec 2, 2022
Ouch!
Mike Harding said
01:54 PM Dec 3, 2022
And they say there are no differences between races :)
I love that joke, it's an old one but stereotypes arise for good reasons.
An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake. My God, says his mother. You can speak? To which the German boy replies, Of course. "How come you've never spoken before? asks his father. Vell, says the boy, up until now, everything has been satisfactory.
Ouch!
And they say there are no differences between races :)
I love that joke, it's an old one but stereotypes arise for good reasons.
----
Heaven is where:
the English are the policemen
the French are the cooks
the German are the mechanics
the Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss organize everything
--
Hell is where
the German are the policemen
the English are the cooks
the French are the mechanics
the Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians organize everything