A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.
They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans Double?
He said Whats a Sportsmans Double?
She said Well, its a threesome involving a mother/daughter combo.
No, I havent
She said Well its your lucky day! How about you come over to my place for a bit of fun?
He looked at her and thought despite her advanced years, she was a bit of alright so her daughter should be hot! So he agreed.
They went back to her place, she opened the front door, turned on the hall light and yelled out Mum, are you awake?
A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.
They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans Double?
He said Whats a Sportsmans Double?
She said Well, its a threesome involving a mother/daughter combo.
No, I havent
She said Well its your lucky day! How about you come over to my place for a bit of fun?
He looked at her and thought despite her advanced years, she was a bit of alright so her daughter should be hot! So he agreed.
They went back to her place, she opened the front door, turned on the hall light and yelled out Mum, are you awake?
Now that was funny! :)