Dedicated to to the forum forest dweller.

There once was a fellow called Mike,

Who went for a ride on a trike,

He went over a bump which gave him a lump,

So he said next time I will hike.

Sorry Mike, couldn't help it!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a fellow called Mike

Who said "I'm going on strike!"

It's all this rain - it makes things a pain 

And I don't think I can stand the strain

There once was a fellow called Mike

Who said this is not something I like

Dwelling in the forest I discovered a man called Morris

And his suggestions to me seemed horrid

There once was a fellow called Mike

Who they said was a bit of a psych

But he replied with derision

That is not my position

I'm simply a bit of a tyke

Thanks Magnarc - that was fun :)