-Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs
-People have always named their children after expensive things, eg Mercedes, Dior, Chardonnay etc. Next year, watch out for Electric, Gas and Diesel.
-My girlfriend asked me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list... now I cant read anything
-Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a persons walk, and the result was staggering.
-Im trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
-I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, Aisle B, back.
- Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs
- People have always named their children after expensive things, eg Mercedes, Dior, Chardonnay etc. Next year, watch out for Electric, Gas and Diesel.
- My girlfriend asked me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list... now I cant read anything
- Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a persons walk, and the result was staggering.
- Im trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
- I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, Aisle B, back.