THE IRISH FILLING STATION A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read,,,,,,, Free Sex with Fill-Up.
Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, You were close. The number was 7. Sorry... No sex this time.
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guessthe correctnumber. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietorsaid, Sorry, it was 3. You were close,but no free sex this time. As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, I think that game is rigged andhe doesn't really give away free sex. Paddy replied, No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.
-- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 20th of August 2022 02:06:33 PM
THE IRISH FILLING STATION
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read,,,,,,,
Free Sex with Fill-Up.
Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry... No sex this time.
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick,
pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,
and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said,
Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
Paddy replied,
No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.
My wife won twice last week.
-- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 20th of August 2022 02:06:33 PM