I think I'm going to lose my license all because of a stupid police officer.......
The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: License and registration please, I think you are drunk!
Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything.
Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine you are driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?
Me: A car
Officer: Officer, of course, but which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?
Me: I have no idea.
Officer: So, You're drunk
Me: But I didn't drink anything.
Officer: Okay, one more test - Imagine you drive in the dark on a highway at night and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Me: A motorcycle
Officer: Of course, but which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?
Me: I have no idea.
Officer: As I suspected, you're drunk.
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: So, counter question...... You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt....... fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?
Officer: A prostitute of course.
Me: Yes, but is it your daughter, your wife or your mother?
Things went downhill from there and now I know I have a court date to attend.......
-- Edited by Southern Cruizer on Thursday 4th of August 2022 04:39:59 PM
Craig1 said
07:55 PM Aug 4, 2022
Clever words
erad said
09:44 PM Aug 4, 2022
I have been waiting for years to try this on, but am not brave or silly enough to do it...
"Good evening Occifer. I am not as thunk as some dinkle peep I am, and the drunker I sit here, the longer I get"
Magnarc said
10:10 AM Aug 5, 2022
I recall being in a car with a good mate, he was driving, we had been in the local for a couple of drinks when we were pulled over by the police officer who had been sitting round the corner from the pub waiting for those who he thought might be inebriated. My mate wound the window down, (no electrics on windows in those days) and greeted the policeman with,
"Consternoon afterble".
The result was a line walking exercise at the station which he successfully achieved, and, because they still wanted to nail him, a breath test which he also passed. A month later he was driving solo when he stopped a couple of feet over the white line at a stop sign. Bingo! same policeman with big grin and notebook in hand. Result? 25 quid fine.
-- Edited by Magnarc on Friday 5th of August 2022 10:12:18 AM
I think I'm going to lose my license all because of a stupid police officer.......
The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: License and registration please, I think you are drunk!
Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything.
Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine you are driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?
Me: A car
Officer: Officer, of course, but which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?
Me: I have no idea.
Officer: So, You're drunk
Me: But I didn't drink anything.
Officer: Okay, one more test - Imagine you drive in the dark on a highway at night and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Me: A motorcycle
Officer: Of course, but which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?
Me: I have no idea.
Officer: As I suspected, you're drunk.
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: So, counter question...... You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt....... fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?
Officer: A prostitute of course.
Me: Yes, but is it your daughter, your wife or your mother?
Things went downhill from there and now I know I have a court date to attend.......
-- Edited by Southern Cruizer on Thursday 4th of August 2022 04:39:59 PM
"Good evening Occifer. I am not as thunk as some dinkle peep I am, and the drunker I sit here, the longer I get"
I recall being in a car with a good mate, he was driving, we had been in the local for a couple of drinks when we were pulled over by the police officer who had been sitting round the corner from the pub waiting for those who he thought might be inebriated. My mate wound the window down, (no electrics on windows in those days) and greeted the policeman with,
"Consternoon afterble".
The result was a line walking exercise at the station which he successfully achieved, and, because they still wanted to nail him, a breath test which he also passed. A month later he was driving solo when he stopped a couple of feet over the white line at a stop sign. Bingo! same policeman with big grin and notebook in hand. Result? 25 quid fine.
-- Edited by Magnarc on Friday 5th of August 2022 10:12:18 AM