"I called my dog Composer."

"Why did you call your dog Composer?"

"Because he Offenbachs".

My dog only does that occasionally so I called him Bach.

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Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who called his sons Jose and JoseB?

Friend had a BIG Dog that he used as a watchdog.   "Seiko" the Watch Dog. Cheers

If you name your dog "Shark" and take him to the beach - keep him on a lead..........!   KB