> Duck Hunter > > > > A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he > decided to take a leak..... > > He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. > > Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... > Shooting him in the genitals (bloody Norah!). > > Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. > > 'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.. > > The good news is that you are going to be OK.. > > The damage was local to your groin. > > There was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all > the pellets.' 'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter. > > 'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage > done to your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister.' > > 'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your > sister a plastic surgeon?' > > > 'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the > Symphony Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so > you don't pee in your eye.' >
yobarr said
10:02 PM Jul 21, 2022
Good one Craig!
Whenarewethere said
10:18 PM Jul 21, 2022
Flute or piccolo?
Blues Man said
06:59 AM Jul 22, 2022
Long Weekend said
11:45 AM Jul 22, 2022
Good question, Whenarewethere.
A flute is larger, while the piccolo is thinner and shorter. Not sure if this will have any bearing on it, but a flute is played sideways while a piccolo is played straight ahead!
Murray
Whenarewethere said
12:56 PM Jul 22, 2022
My sister also plays the flute, but the ones that are made out of silver.
> Duck Hunter
>
>
>
> A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
> decided to take a leak.....
>
> He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.
>
> Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged...
> Shooting him in the genitals (bloody Norah!).
>
> Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
>
> 'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news..
>
> The good news is that you are going to be OK..
>
> The damage was local to your groin.
>
> There was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all
> the pellets.' 'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.
>
> 'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage
> done to your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister.'
>
> 'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your
> sister a plastic surgeon?'
>
>
> 'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the
> Symphony Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so
> you don't pee in your eye.'
>
Good one Craig!
Flute or piccolo?
A flute is larger, while the piccolo is thinner and shorter. Not sure if this will have any bearing on it, but a flute is played sideways while a piccolo is played straight ahead!
Murray
My sister also plays the flute, but the ones that are made out of silver.