A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and poursit over the little guy, revivinghim.
'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaunasked.
'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' thegolfer says.
'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Yeget three wishes, so whaddye want?' 'Thank God, you're all right!' the golferanswers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, andI apologize.'And the golfer walks off.
'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.'I have to do something for him.I'll givehim the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money heever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'
A year goes by and the golfer is back. On thesame hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is therewaiting for him.
'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' thelittle guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golfgame?'
'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. 'I'man internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's goodto seeyou're all right.'
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yergolf game, yeknow. And tell me, how's yer moneysituation?'
'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out 100Euro billsI didn't even know were there!'
'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yersex life?'
The golfer blushes, turns his head away inembarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'
'C'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'mwanting to know if I did a good job.Howmany times a week?'
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around thenwhispers, 'Once,sometimes twice a week.'
'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock.'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'
'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a smallparish.'
Bobdown said
03:37 PM Jun 1, 2022
You're going to hell.....
Craig1 said
04:14 PM Jun 1, 2022
Make sure you have the coldies ready then
Whenarewethere said
04:54 PM Jun 1, 2022
Brilliant
Ivan 01 said
08:47 AM Jun 6, 2022
Craig1 wrote:
Make sure you have the coldies ready then
Hahaha they tell me the beer is served hot down there.
A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from
the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him.
'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.
'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.
'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddye want?'
'Thank God, you're all right!' the golferanswers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.' And the golfer walks off.
'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself. ' I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'
A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'
'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. 'I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, yeknow. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'
'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out 100Euro bills I didn't even know were there!'
'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'
'C'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'mwanting to know if I did a good job. Howmany times a week?'
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'
'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'
'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for
a Catholic priest in a small parish.'
You're going to hell.....
Brilliant
Hahaha they tell me the beer is served hot down there.
LOL