Steve was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
Steve burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I cant stand to see a man crying. Whats your problem?"
"This is the worst day of my life," Steve says. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolenand I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me.So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all .I buy a drink, drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Bicyclecamper said
12:51 PM May 20, 2022
Well done, it would be worth setting someone up in a bar with this joke especially an a......e.
Steve was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
Steve burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I cant stand to see a man crying. Whats your problem?"
"This is the worst day of my life," Steve says. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all .I buy a drink, drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Love it.
