I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year;
aussie_paul said
03:30 PM Apr 23, 2022
Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Whenarewethere said
06:26 PM Apr 23, 2022
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year
One was a bigamist.
Toshmegosh said
07:34 PM Apr 23, 2022
Whenarewethere wrote:
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year
One was a bigamist.
"Bigamist" - a large fog patch over Italy
erad said
07:57 PM Apr 23, 2022
"Bigamist" - a large fog patch over Italy - reminds me of the meaning of "Innuendo" - an Italian Suppository.
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year
One was a bigamist.
"Bigamist" - a large fog patch over Italy