A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing.

At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?"

Every person in the church put up their hand.

The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone seen my ****?"

Everyone lowered their hand . .  . except for Sister Joan.

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& all the nuns said yes or raised their hands or whatever!