The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons

1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable.

2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small???

3. Where did I leave my glasses?

4. Have I taken my pills already?

5. Now, what did I come in here for?

6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say.

7. Hmmm. I wonder how I got this bruise.

8. In my day, you could . . . . 

9. Who in the world is phoning me at 9:30 pm???

10. What day is it?

Ten out of ten for me.