Tarzan and Jane were getting intimate in the jungle. It was Tarzan's first time having sex so Jane was teaching him how to do everything. Tarzan tells Jane that he used to do the same thing but with a hole in a tree (ouch). Jane is surprised and shows him her lady parts and says that's where it goes. Tarzan gets excited and they are about to get it on when all of a sudden, with all his might, Tarzan kicks Jane right in the vagina. Jane starts crying in pain and says "Why did you do that!". Tarzan replies "Check for bees".
"A delightful story for children about a tree that resembles a rabbit. Esther is the Easter Bunny Tree and she is hidden away in a remote Extra Special Tree Garden Estate, not far from where you live. Amazingly, every year she bears chocolate fruit in the shape of a bunny rabbit. Unfortunately, no one knows about the secret garden estate, so no one knows about Esther and her Chocolate Easter Bunny fruit. But wait! A little rabbit called Hestor, who has made his burrow there, might just do something about that!"
Buzz Lightbulb said
10:29 AM Mar 11, 2022
Those wascally wabbits are everywhere.
Whenarewethere said
02:49 PM Mar 11, 2022
When I turned around it was a relief that Wifey was not turned into a pillar of salt!
The devil made me do this
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"A delightful story for children about a tree that resembles a rabbit. Esther is the Easter Bunny Tree and she is hidden away in a remote Extra Special Tree Garden Estate, not far from where you live. Amazingly, every year she bears chocolate fruit in the shape of a bunny rabbit. Unfortunately, no one knows about the secret garden estate, so no one knows about Esther and her Chocolate Easter Bunny fruit. But wait! A little rabbit called Hestor, who has made his burrow there, might just do something about that!"
Those wascally wabbits are everywhere.
When I turned around it was a relief that Wifey was not turned into a pillar of salt!