I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, Insha Allah, you will walk today!

I snapped at him, Theres nothing wrong with me

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

Now i believe in all Religions!..

 

Aussie Paul.