A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the
problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She
keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then
turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't
know how to tell you this, but your daughter is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has
never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a
man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just
stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says,
"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just
that the last time anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over
the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it
this time!"
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the
problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She
keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then
turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't
know how to tell you this, but your daughter is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has
never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a
man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just
stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says,
"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just
that the last time anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over
the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it
this time!"