Suddenly the horse falls into a really deep mud hole and starts to sink.

He calls out to his friend the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out.

The chicken runs off quickly up to the farmhouse to find the farmer.

Unfortunately the farmer is nowhere to be found.

So, desperate to save his friend the horse, he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend the horse and drives forward pulling him out saving him from sinking.

A few days later the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again.

This time the chicken fell in the mud hole and begins to sink slowly.

The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

But instead the horse said ......

"No, it's OK, I think I can save you just by standing over the hole..."

"No way - quickly, go and get the farmer!"

Shouted his still sinking friend.

"No No - just trust me - I know this will do the trick"

The horse tells his little friend.

So he stretched his legs out over the width of the hole and told his friend......

"Go on - just grab my willy and pull yourself up using it!"

Somewhat shocked and horrified - but with no other option available - the chicken did just that and surprisingly he managed to pull himself to safety.

It just goes to show you,

"If you have a willy like a horse then you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks!"