There is a Jewish patriarch on his death bed,

"Ruth,my wife are you here?" Yes Jacob. !

"Samuel,my eldest son,are you here ?" " Yes,Poppa.! "

"Manny,my youngest son,are you here?" " Yes,Poppa! "

"Rachael,my only daughter,are you here?" With a sob, " Yes,daddy! "

"Well,in that case,who's minding the store!"