Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment

During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing.

I said why....?

He said because I am trying to examine you.

A new and young wife talking with her doctor about sex concerns:

"Just yesterday doctor, at 5pm, he bent me over the freezer pulled down my knickers and took me from behind!"

The doctor replied; "That not unusual for a young, newly married and healthy man."

"Perhaps", she replied "But we're now banned from Safeway!"