Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!"

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"

OMG  I must be a nerd - found them verrry funny.

Val  

Not bad Dorian, had to google Pavlov to get the first one.  

Craig1 wrote:

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Getting slow there Bob

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 Not a Nerd Craig 

Bobdown wrote:

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 Not a Nerd Craig 

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 I've heard rumours though.

Craig1 wrote:

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 I thought Pavlov played full forward for the Dockers....

Possum3 wrote:

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Bobdown wrote:

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 Not a Nerd Craig 

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 I've heard rumours though.

 

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 A bit like that group you belonged to Possum, there are stories floating around............