It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this Group,
I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....
Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers.
Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, and pygmies is only a small perversion compared to the other matter...
And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...
Oh shoot ! Wrong group!
Please ignore all of the above.
Happy New Year hopefully 2022 will have a few more occasions and opportunities for laughter!
Rob Driver said
09:14 AM Jan 3, 2022
Hahaha good one possum, and in the I Digress forum as well.
oldbloke said
09:30 AM Jan 3, 2022
Lol. Well done.
Craig1 said
09:32 AM Jan 3, 2022
ya nearly got me there
Blues Man said
10:08 AM Jan 3, 2022
Loved it .Nearly sucked me in also.
dogbox said
10:48 AM Jan 3, 2022
i sure am going to miss your jokes !!!!!
Clarky 1 said
11:11 AM Jan 3, 2022
dogbox wrote:
i sure am going to miss your jokes !!!!!
Haha me too.
Tony Bev said
11:30 AM Jan 3, 2022
I know that I should not nitpick this post, for not being in the joke section, but I will Because
Ancient Pagan costumes, are serious stuff They are so old and frail, that the only bits left, are the holes that the moths did not eat
Opps egg on my face again, it was not costumes, but customs
Good job I am still young enough to laugh at myself Keep them jokes coming Possum, because laughter is the best medicine
Bobdown said
11:35 AM Jan 3, 2022
What group was that supposed to be Possum? Always looking for new friends............
Keep em coming.
Cheers Bobdown
Corndoggy said
05:15 PM Jan 3, 2022
You started to sound like our type of guy there at the start. Got us all excited for nothing. Your so cruel. Happy new year to you.
-- Edited by Corndoggy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 05:17:28 PM
Stewart said
06:12 PM Jan 3, 2022
Very funny keep the humour coming. I read them out to my wife and she loves them. I can't remember a joke for 2 minutes so these are great fun. We all need a good laugh at the moment. Thank you. Stewart
landy said
09:17 PM Jan 3, 2022
Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier , ( asking for a friend ).
Landy
-- Edited by landy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 09:21:36 PM
Possum3 said
11:29 PM Jan 3, 2022
landy wrote:
Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier ,
Landy
http://rubberotica.com.au/store/
landy said
08:31 AM Jan 4, 2022
Possum3 wrote:
landy wrote:
Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier ,
Hahaha good one possum, and in the I Digress forum as well.
Loved it .Nearly sucked me in also.
Haha me too.
I know that I should not nitpick this post, for not being in the joke section, but I will
Because
Ancient Pagan costumes, are serious stuff
They are so old and frail, that the only bits left, are the holes that the moths did not eat
Opps egg on my face again, it was not costumes, but customs
Good job I am still young enough to laugh at myself
Keep them jokes coming Possum, because laughter is the best medicine
What group was that supposed to be Possum? Always looking for new friends............
Keep em coming.
Cheers Bobdown
You started to sound like our type of guy there at the start. Got us all excited for nothing. Your so cruel. Happy new year to you.
-- Edited by Corndoggy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 05:17:28 PM
Landy
-- Edited by landy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 09:21:36 PM
http://rubberotica.com.au/store/
OOOOhhh I thought you were a scuba diver.
Well let's " Bring out the Gimp"
-- Edited by Corndoggy on Tuesday 4th of January 2022 05:38:38 PM
Its all right AK we're digressing in I digress....