The neighbour
- aussie_paul said08:41 PM Dec 16, 2021
- Bicyclecamper said12:34 AM Dec 17, 2021
- Blues Man said08:23 AM Dec 17, 2021
About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. There was blood everywhere.
To my astonishment he then set to digging a grave and put the body in it and covered it. Then calmly walked back to his shed.
Disturbed by what I had just witnessed, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
You'll never believe what I've just seen, I said.
That pr**k next door still has my shovel. 
I am going to borrow this and put it on r/Sydney, and reddit forum as gospel, and see how many bites I get..
