BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye. 
  
CHICKENS 
The only animal you eat before they are born  and after they are dead. 
  
COMMITTEE 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
  
DUST 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
  
EGOTIST 
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
  
HANDKERCHIEF 
Cold Storage. 
  
INFLATION 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
  
MOSQUITO 
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
  
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS 
A doctrine fostered by a delusional,  illogical minority. 
  
RAISIN 
A grape with a sunburn. 
  
SECRET 
A story you tell to one person at a time. 
  
SKELETON 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
  
TOOTHACHE 
The pain that drives you to extraction. 
  
TOMORROW 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
  
YAWN 
An honest opinion openly expressed. 
  
WRINKLES 
Something other people have....similar to my character lines. 
  
OLD 
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. 
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" 
. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!