And then a graphic that I have no record of and could not have been posted here.
Underneath, was scrawled by someone else:
To which I must add the obvious retort,
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short!!
Many moons ago,when you literally had to "spend a penny" to access public toilets,I found written in a cubicle "Here I sit,Broken hearted,Paid my Penny and Only farted". Then at Carnarvon,in a truckies toilet,"Would the driver with the 2 speed R-Soul please spit in low range,as this toilet is not fitted with mudflaps". There are many more.Cheers
Magnarc said
11:45 AM Nov 19, 2021
Ha ha Brodie. That reminds me of some toilet humour I encountered in Pommieland years ago.
"Its no good standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet'
Right up in a corner in small writing was the following,
"If you can read this you are now pissing on your left shoe"
Tony Bev said
12:22 PM Nov 19, 2021
Some others I have seen on the outhouse door
Outhouse poets when they die Will have erected in the sky As a fitting tribute to their wit A monument of solid sit
When people read this outhouse wit They must wonder while they sit If Shakespheres ghost came here to sit
Saved the best for the last, (I was born an Englishman), so I am allowed to laugh at myself
For Gods sake, press the button The Poms will eat anything
Rob Driver said
12:32 PM Nov 19, 2021
yobarr wrote:
Many moons ago,when you literally had to "spend a penny" to access public toilets,I found written in a cubicle "Here I sit,Broken hearted,Paid my Penny and Only farted". Then at Carnarvon,in a truckies toilet,"Would the driver with the 2 speed R-Soul please spit in low range,as this toilet is not fitted with mudflaps". There are many more.Cheers
Hahaha, similar to your one Yobarr.
I recall in a toilet in a construction camp. *Will all truck drivers please $hit in Low Range*
-- Edited by Rob Driver on Friday 19th of November 2021 12:35:26 PM
Bobdown said
01:15 PM Nov 19, 2021
At the bottom of a men's dunny door that had a gap of 2 feet from the floor...... "Beware of the homosexual limbo dancer"
Another said in very small letters right at the bottom of the door.........."you are now $hitting at a 45 degree angle"
Cheers Bob
yobarr said
02:40 PM Nov 19, 2021
Bobdown wrote:
At the bottom of a men's dunny door that had a gap of 2 feet from the floor...... "Beware of the homosexual limbo dancer"
Another said in very small letters right at the bottom of the door.........."you are now $hitting at a 45 degree angle"
Cheers Bob
"Some come to sit and think. Others come to sh-t and stink"
-
Q:-What do men do standing up,women do sitting down and dogs do standing on 3 legs? A:- Shake hands.
-- Edited by yobarr on Friday 19th of November 2021 02:45:44 PM
SoloMC said
04:14 PM Nov 19, 2021
At a fishing camp on the Daly in nt.
'Please turn off the lights because they attract insects which attract frogs which attract snakes'
The lights were never left on
Possum3 said
06:02 PM Nov 19, 2021
Here sit I, Broken hearted,
Ran all the way and only farted.
erad said
06:16 PM Nov 19, 2021
At the Tech college I went to as a kid, "This is not a bakery, so don't come in here for a loaf".
Or in the loo at the old SMA Ski Club at Guthega, The divided the old loo into two separate loos. "He hails from Snowy River Country, where to hills are twice as steep and twice as rough. Where to put another loo in was taken in our stride, but now they all say It's not big enough"
And at the old Ibis Hut, downstream from the Geehi Airstrip, there was a loo with 3 holes in the seat, no partition. You used to sit there gazing out the full width flyscreen window, over the Swampy Plains River, looking straight up to My Kosciusko. What a heavenly place to have a sh1t...
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:19:02 PM
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:21:51 PM
yobarr said
08:42 PM Nov 19, 2021
erad wrote:
At the Tech college I went to as a kid, "This is not a bakery, so don't come in here for a loaf".
Or in the loo at the old SMA Ski Club at Guthega, The divided the old loo into two separate loos. "He hails from Snowy River Country, where to hills are twice as steep and twice as rough. Where to put another loo in was taken in our stride, but now they all say It's not big enough". And at the old Ibis Hut, downstream from the Geehi Airstrip, there was a loo with 3 holes in the seat, no partition. You used to sit there gazing out the full width flyscreen window, over the Swampy Plains River, looking straight up to My Kosciusko. What a heavenly place to have a sh1t...
Reminds me of the toilets on Top of the Hill at Bathurst race track in the mid-seventies.There was a a tin shack about 30 feet long,with two 9"x1" planks side by side running the whole length,on top of a crude wooden structure.Below this structure was a series of pits,and the 9x1s had holes in them,about 4 feet apart.In front of these planks was a tin trough that men stood in front of.It all was open,so in the morning there'd be 7 or 8 men seated side by side,doing what had to be done,while the queue of men waiting stretched over the hill,and those who sought to do only No 1s paraded in and out in front of the seated! No privacy,and some men chose to disappear down the back to do their business in relative privacy rather than be on display! Haven't been there for many years,but I would expect that things would now be a lot more civilised? Cheers
Seen many years ago in outback Qld:
This bloody roundhouse is no god at all,
The seat is too high and the hole is too small!!
And then a graphic that I have no record of and could not have been posted here.
Underneath, was scrawled by someone else:
To which I must add the obvious retort,
Your arse is too big and your legs are too short!!
Many moons ago,when you literally had to "spend a penny" to access public toilets,I found written in a cubicle "Here I sit,Broken hearted,Paid my Penny and Only farted". Then at Carnarvon,in a truckies toilet,"Would the driver with the 2 speed R-Soul please spit in low range,as this toilet is not fitted with mudflaps". There are many more.Cheers
Ha ha Brodie. That reminds me of some toilet humour I encountered in Pommieland years ago.
"Its no good standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump ten feet'
Right up in a corner in small writing was the following,
"If you can read this you are now pissing on your left shoe"
Some others I have seen on the outhouse door
Outhouse poets when they die
Will have erected in the sky
As a fitting tribute to their wit
A monument of solid sit
When people read this outhouse wit
They must wonder while they sit
If Shakespheres ghost came here to sit
Saved the best for the last, (I was born an Englishman), so I am allowed to laugh at myself
For Gods sake, press the button
The Poms will eat anything
Hahaha, similar to your one Yobarr.
I recall in a toilet in a construction camp. *Will all truck drivers please $hit in Low Range*
-- Edited by Rob Driver on Friday 19th of November 2021 12:35:26 PM
At the bottom of a men's dunny door that had a gap of 2 feet from the floor...... "Beware of the homosexual limbo dancer"
Another said in very small letters right at the bottom of the door.........."you are now $hitting at a 45 degree angle"
Cheers Bob
"Some come to sit and think. Others come to sh-t and stink"
-
Q:-What do men do standing up,women do sitting down and dogs do standing on 3 legs? A:- Shake hands.
-- Edited by yobarr on Friday 19th of November 2021 02:45:44 PM
'Please turn off the lights because they attract insects which attract frogs which attract snakes'
The lights were never left on
Ran all the way and only farted.
At the Tech college I went to as a kid, "This is not a bakery, so don't come in here for a loaf".
Or in the loo at the old SMA Ski Club at Guthega, The divided the old loo into two separate loos.
"He hails from Snowy River Country, where to hills are twice as steep and twice as rough.
Where to put another loo in was taken in our stride, but now they all say It's not big enough"
And at the old Ibis Hut, downstream from the Geehi Airstrip, there was a loo with 3 holes in the seat, no partition. You used to sit there gazing out the full width flyscreen window, over the Swampy Plains River, looking straight up to My Kosciusko. What a heavenly place to have a sh1t...
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:19:02 PM
-- Edited by erad on Friday 19th of November 2021 06:21:51 PM
Reminds me of the toilets on Top of the Hill at Bathurst race track in the mid-seventies.There was a a tin shack about 30 feet long,with two 9"x1" planks side by side running the whole length,on top of a crude wooden structure.Below this structure was a series of pits,and the 9x1s had holes in them,about 4 feet apart.In front of these planks was a tin trough that men stood in front of.It all was open,so in the morning there'd be 7 or 8 men seated side by side,doing what had to be done,while the queue of men waiting stretched over the hill,and those who sought to do only No 1s paraded in and out in front of the seated! No privacy,and some men chose to disappear down the back to do their business in relative privacy rather than be on display! Haven't been there for many years,but I would expect that things would now be a lot more civilised? Cheers