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A German tourist jumped in the freezing water and saved

My precious little dog.

Upon getting back on the pier, he checked out my puppy and told

me, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, I asked, "Are you a vet?"

He replied, "Vet ? I'm fuken soaked!"

 

 

Aussie Paul.