A Texan farmer....
- aussie_paul said02:09 PM Nov 11, 2021
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field.
"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.
They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan says: "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
After a while the Texan sees a mob of kangaroos hopping through the field.
"And what are those?" he asks.
"Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?" the Aussie replies.
Aussie Paul. 