An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-sixties. The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. Then he slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"

Aussie Paul.