The refuse collector...
- aussie_paul said03:22 PM Nov 10, 2021
A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins
and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin
hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a
quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front
door and knocks.
There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious man, he knocks again -
much harder. Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"Gidday mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese man, a bit perplexed.
Realizing the little foreign guy had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again. "No ! no ! mate, where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!" says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me... Where's your
'w h e e l i e' bin?"
"OK, OK." replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in
the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"
ussie Paul. 