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Possum3 said
06:15 PM Nov 5, 2021

QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL PERSONNEL REPORTS
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
I would not breed from this Officer.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot
This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.
This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine
He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
Technically sound, but socially impossible.
The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference
When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.
The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.
Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.
A room temperature IQ.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.
He has been working with glue too long.
When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.
If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.
One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.
He donated his body to science before he was done using it.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 5th of November 2021 06:15:53 PM

anolphart said
06:51 PM Nov 5, 2021

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Craig1 said
08:03 PM Nov 5, 2021

I would put no 43 onto David Shoebridge

Mike Harding said
08:24 AM Nov 6, 2021

Some very perceptive comments :)

I especially liked 14 and 31.

peter67 said
10:13 AM Nov 6, 2021

Bicyclecamper said
01:36 PM Nov 6, 2021

Number 40 was me, I hit the tree going down, I released the gadget on the rope, and hit every branch going down, it was a painful 75 feet. But I got a pension out of it. Not sure if the outcome today was good or bad.

-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Saturday 6th of November 2021 01:39:06 PM

peter67 said
06:14 PM Nov 6, 2021

That's because you are to stupid to know :)

Bicyclecamper said
11:12 AM Nov 7, 2021

No, that is pretty harsh. What I mean is, is getting $1600 a fortnite tax free for constant pain from my broken back and neck. is worth it.

Buzz Lightbulb said
11:33 AM Nov 7, 2021

peter67 wrote:
That's because you are to stupid to know :)

Do you mean "too stupid" or are you comparing yourself?

peter67 said
06:39 PM Nov 7, 2021

Both!

ps BC only light hearted no offence intended mate

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