Dad, a girl invited me to her house.

"Oh that's great, Billy. But you have to be careful, you're young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy, you certainly don't want that. Please remember to get a wear a condom if the situation arises.You know what, put it on already, because in the heat of the day you will forget it.

' And so did Billy. And he goes to the girl's house.

After a chat and some drinks it got spicy. "Wait" she said, "to continue you have to pass a test. Then she pulled off her shirt exclaiming, "My breasts! Pure and untouched. They have only ever felt the sun on beach days." Then she took off her skirt. "My thighs. Pure and not touched by anyone. Only the wind on windy days has ever felt their softness." Finally she took off her underwear. "And lastly, my ........, pure and untouched. No one has ever felt its warmth, neither the wind nor the sun. So tell me, Billy, should I let you feel my body? Are you able to match my purity?"

"Of course", he claims as he pulls his pants down, "I'm so pure and untouched, my willy is still in the wrapper"