The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.' "
Bicyclecamper said
02:25 PM Sep 20, 2021
This is really funny. A while ago, my wife bought home a "lamb" roast, and it was really tasty. After the meal she told me it was goat. She knows I love goats, and she also knew, that I would never eat them. But she used to eat goat, before we married and wanted to start eating it again, so threw in this surprise meal. I now allow it in the house, but I won't eat it. They are too intelligent, and don't deserve to be eaten. Same with pigs, I won't eat them as well. As a matter of act, have gone off all red meat, for this reason. But I would not call myself a true vegetarian, as I like milk and seafood.
-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Monday 20th of September 2021 02:30:59 PM
This is really funny. A while ago, my wife bought home a "lamb" roast, and it was really tasty. After the meal she told me it was goat. She knows I love goats, and she also knew, that I would never eat them. But she used to eat goat, before we married and wanted to start eating it again, so threw in this surprise meal. I now allow it in the house, but I won't eat it. They are too intelligent, and don't deserve to be eaten. Same with pigs, I won't eat them as well. As a matter of act, have gone off all red meat, for this reason. But I would not call myself a true vegetarian, as I like milk and seafood.
-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Monday 20th of September 2021 02:30:59 PM