Mr Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie but a Jaffa Cake in poor Shapes. He took Miss Ice VoVo for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. He put his hand on her Spicy Fruit Roll for a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But it cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nuts in the Coconut Ring and made him SAO.
Whenarewethere said
04:13 PM Sep 8, 2021
Wasn't the complete history without Tim Tams!
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake. Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But is would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nuts while in the Coconut Rings like a YoYo and made him SAO. Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels.
Whenarewethere said
09:13 AM Sep 11, 2021
Nine months later:
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake. Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But is would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps, she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nut while in the Coconut Rings like a YoYo and made him SAO. Later Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels. Time Tic Tocs, nine months after Custard Creams, Water Crackers. He was Arno Shortbread but lost his Vita Wheat and now is Shredded Wheatmeal on his Quatro. No more Bush Biscuits or Chocolate Ripple, only Cruskits. His finances are Lemon Crisps and can only afford Salada.
(Impotent colloquial Jaffa)
peter67 said
05:13 PM Sep 11, 2021
That's it, I want some of what your smoking :)
Whenarewethere said
06:47 PM Sep 11, 2021
I am just fine tuning the last couple of lines.
Whenarewethere said
08:57 AM Sep 12, 2021
Australian tea break biscuit story.
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake.
Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix.
Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and then enjoying a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice.
But it would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian.
Honey Snaps, she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nut while he is into the Coconut Rings like a YoYo, and made him SAO.
Later Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels.
Time Tic Tocs, nine months after Custard Creams, Water Crackers. He was Arno Shortbread but lost his Vita Wheat and now is Shredded Wheatmeal on his Quatro.
No more Bush Biscuits or Chocolate Ripple, only Cruskits. His finances are Lemon Crisps and can only afford Salada.
Tiny Teddy, a little Kingstons with his Caramel Crowns, Butternut Snap out of it or will be Delta Cream, has grown out of Chocolate Wheaten, is off the Malt O Milk and into Milk Coffee with Orange Slice and is a Scalliwag no more.
Whenarewethere said
09:02 AM Sep 12, 2021
When I saw the OP I thought I could easily do better than that, then it got out of hand. It got more challenging as the variety of biscuits were consumed!
Possum3 said
09:32 AM Sep 12, 2021
WAWT, Did you actually try all varieties?
Whenarewethere said
09:48 AM Sep 12, 2021
I found a list with all Arnott's varieties, a few obsolete low sale varieties, a few slight variations on packaging names. But I think I gave it a fair go. More fun than Sudoku!
A few extra biscuits.
Mr Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie but a Jaffa Cake in poor Shapes. He took Miss Ice VoVo for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. He put his hand on her Spicy Fruit Roll for a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But it cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nuts in the Coconut Ring and made him SAO.
Wasn't the complete history without Tim Tams!
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake. Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But is would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nuts while in the Coconut Rings like a YoYo and made him SAO. Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels.
Nine months later:
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake. Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix. Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice. But is would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian. Honey Snaps, she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nut while in the Coconut Rings like a YoYo and made him SAO. Later Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels. Time Tic Tocs, nine months after Custard Creams, Water Crackers. He was Arno Shortbread but lost his Vita Wheat and now is Shredded Wheatmeal on his Quatro. No more Bush Biscuits or Chocolate Ripple, only Cruskits. His finances are Lemon Crisps and can only afford Salada.
(Impotent colloquial Jaffa)
I am just fine tuning the last couple of lines.
Australian tea break biscuit story.
Monte Carlo was an Iced Animals dumping Marie behind the Cheds. His Jaffa Cakes were in poor Shapes with his Honey Jumbles looking more like a Raspberry Shortcake.
Iced VoVo was a Tina Wafer with big Royals, he took her for Morning Coffee at the Savoy where they Jatz Clix.
Behind the TeeVee Snacks on her Spicy Fruit Roll while looking for the Mint Slice and then enjoying a Milk Arrowroot and thought it was Nice.
But it would cost him Hundred and Thousands when he put his Scotch Finger on her Date Slice behind the Venetian.
Honey Snaps, she's no Tartlets grabbing him by his Ginger Nut while he is into the Coconut Rings like a YoYo, and made him SAO.
Later Tim Tams Monte with a Teddy Bear while he is under the Wagon Wheels.
Time Tic Tocs, nine months after Custard Creams, Water Crackers. He was Arno Shortbread but lost his Vita Wheat and now is Shredded Wheatmeal on his Quatro.
No more Bush Biscuits or Chocolate Ripple, only Cruskits. His finances are Lemon Crisps and can only afford Salada.
Tiny Teddy, a little Kingstons with his Caramel Crowns, Butternut Snap out of it or will be Delta Cream, has grown out of Chocolate Wheaten, is off the Malt O Milk and into Milk Coffee with Orange Slice and is a Scalliwag no more.
When I saw the OP I thought I could easily do better than that, then it got out of hand. It got more challenging as the variety of biscuits were consumed!
I found a list with all Arnott's varieties, a few obsolete low sale varieties, a few slight variations on packaging names. But I think I gave it a fair go. More fun than Sudoku!