Possum I wonder, dare you publish this, I chickened out!

A woman goes to the doctor and says she is having problems with her avaries.

"No madam you mean ovaries"

"No I mean avaries" says she.

Feeling that he is not going to win this one the doctor says,

"Ok Take your knickers off, get on the trolley and we'll have a look"

After some observations he says,

"You know I think that you may be right, I can see that there's been a C0ckatoo in there"

Saltwater

Cockatoo

Cocklebiddy

Possum, I might have guessed that you would do this!!!! Good one mate.

You got me this time!