Yes! Yes! I confess to most of them! :)

You might be an engineer if:

You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

You can quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.

You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.

You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.

You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

You know what << http:// >> stands for.

You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.

You see a good design, and have to change it.

You still have your slide rule and know how to use it.

You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.

You window shop at Radio Shack.

Your laptop computer cost more than your car.

You've already calculated how much you make per second.

You've tried to repair a $5 radio.