The Prime Minister was sick and tired of the sexual misconduct of his ministers so he contracted sex therapist Bettina Arndt to address the situation. She gathered all of the members in the Great Hall and to begin with, she wanted to do a survey of their sexual activities to determine their level of frustrations.
She started off by asking the politicians who had sex twice a day.
Several raised their hands and she said 'Very impressive.'
Then she asked 'Who has sex once a day?'
A few more hands went up.
'Who has sex once a week?'
This time quite a few raised their hands.
The questioning went on until she said
'Who has sex once a year?'
The prime minister jumped up and excitedly raised both his hands and was absolutely beside himself with excitement.
'Thank you Prime Minister. I understand that you have sex once a year, but why are you so excited?'
The Prime Minister said 'Because tonights the night!'
-- Edited by anolphart on Friday 6th of August 2021 07:17:54 AM
Magnarc said
10:02 AM Aug 6, 2021
Zol may I respectfully suggest that you leave the jokes to Possum and his apprentice Bobdown? This contribution by you is definately not up to scratch. VBG.
Clarky 1 said
11:21 AM Aug 6, 2021
Magnarc wrote:
Zol may I respectfully suggest that you leave the jokes to Possum and his apprentice Bobdown? This contribution by you is definately not up to scratch. VBG.
Whats this crap.
Do we now have The Jokes Police?
I wasn't aware that the Jokes Forum is restricted to a couple of members.
Whenarewethere said
12:01 PM Aug 6, 2021
Another one:
To circumvent planning and tender process scotty from marketing will expedite a multi billion dollar community infrastructure election policy to build both bridge and tunnel access in preparation to connect all proposed carparks and sporting facilities.
Magnarc said
02:39 PM Aug 6, 2021
Clarky, the jokes forum is not restricted to two people as you well know, its purely that some would seem to have funnier contributions than others, IMHO. As for the "Jokes police" the less said about that the better, totally irrelevant.
PS. The post was not intended as a personal affront to Zol only a comment on his post.
Clarky 1 said
06:07 PM Aug 6, 2021
Magnarc wrote:
Clarky, the jokes forum is not restricted to two people as you well know, its purely that some would seem to have funnier contributions than others, IMHO. As for the "Jokes police" the less said about that the better, totally irrelevant.
PS. The post was not intended as a personal affront to Zol only a comment on his post.
Mag Narc
Your comment was extremely condescending.
You even suggested that of the two who possibly post the most jokes forum, that one is an apprentice to the other. Jokes are just that, jokes.
If you dont appreciate the jokes just scroll on by.
The Prime Minister was sick and tired of the sexual misconduct of his ministers so he contracted sex therapist Bettina Arndt to address the situation. She gathered all of the members in the Great Hall and to begin with, she wanted to do a survey of their sexual activities to determine their level of frustrations.
She started off by asking the politicians who had sex twice a day.
Several raised their hands and she said 'Very impressive.'
Then she asked 'Who has sex once a day?'
A few more hands went up.
'Who has sex once a week?'
This time quite a few raised their hands.
The questioning went on until she said
'Who has sex once a year?'
The prime minister jumped up and excitedly raised both his hands and was absolutely beside himself with excitement.
'Thank you Prime Minister. I understand that you have sex once a year, but why are you so excited?'
The Prime Minister said 'Because tonights the night!'
-- Edited by anolphart on Friday 6th of August 2021 07:17:54 AM
Zol may I respectfully suggest that you leave the jokes to Possum and his apprentice Bobdown? This contribution by you is definately not up to scratch. VBG.
Whats this crap.
Do we now have The Jokes Police?
I wasn't aware that the Jokes Forum is restricted to a couple of members.
Another one:
To circumvent planning and tender process scotty from marketing will expedite a multi billion dollar community infrastructure election policy to build both bridge and tunnel access in preparation to connect all proposed carparks and sporting facilities.
Clarky, the jokes forum is not restricted to two people as you well know, its purely that some would seem to have funnier contributions than others, IMHO. As for the "Jokes police" the less said about that the better, totally irrelevant.
PS. The post was not intended as a personal affront to Zol only a comment on his post.
Mag Narc
Your comment was extremely condescending.
You even suggested that of the two who possibly post the most jokes forum, that one is an apprentice to the other.
Jokes are just that, jokes.
If you dont appreciate the jokes just scroll on by.