A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

WIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.

HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?

WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

HUSBAND : But Im with Patricia right now, I thought you saw me!

WIFE : What! Where are you?

Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.

WIFE:Wait, Im coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE: Im at the bakery, where are you?

HUSBAND :

Im at work. Now that youre at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!