The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself !
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
Channels 7, 9 and 10,the ABC and SBS show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
Australia is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on the ABC with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's not Easy Being Green.'
The CFMEU stage a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'
The Archbishop of Melbourne then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
The Opposition condemns the ant and blames Scott Morrison, John Howard, Robert Menzies, Capt James Cook, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.
Tanya Plibersek exclaims in an interview on Today Tonight that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the powers that be draft the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the night, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorise the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighbourhood."
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TheHeaths said
08:05 AM Jun 12, 2021
I like the old version!
bgt said
08:33 AM Jun 12, 2021
A BIG thumbs up Possum3. A few years back there was a farmer. If I remember correctly up on the Darling Downs. He dug a big pit and filled it with silage for a few years. Then came a drought. He fed his stock from his silage while his neighbours stock died from the drought. The neighbours vilified him for not sharing the silage to help save their stock. True story. So he would know how the ant felt.
Craig1 said
09:48 AM Jun 12, 2021
Poss, you forget Christine Keneally and the token refugee
Possum3 said
10:10 AM Jun 12, 2021
Craig1 wrote:
Poss, you forget Christine Keneally and the token refugee
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 11th of June 2021 10:22:19 PM
I like the old version!
A BIG thumbs up Possum3. A few years back there was a farmer. If I remember correctly up on the Darling Downs. He dug a big pit and filled it with silage for a few years. Then came a drought. He fed his stock from his silage while his neighbours stock died from the drought. The neighbours vilified him for not sharing the silage to help save their stock. True story. So he would know how the ant felt.
Poss, you forget Christine Keneally and the token refugee
Craig, I only wish I could forget her.