Once upon a time,

A Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said. "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after,

and

rode motorcycles 

and

dated slim, long-legged, full-breasted women,

and

hunted and fished

and
raced cars, and went to titty bars

and

dated ladies half his age

and

drank whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan,

and

never heard any bitching
and
never paid child support or alimony,

and

dated cheerleaders

and
kept his house and guns,

and

ate spam, potato chips and beans,

and
blew enormous farts,

and

never got cheated on while he was at work,
and 

he had lots of dogs

and
all his friends and family thought

he was cool as hell,
and
he had tons of money in the bank,

and

left the toilet seat up.

The End