While on a road trip, an older couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed the trip.

The older woman left her glasses on the table, and she didnt miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the older man became the classic grumpy old man.

He fussed and complained to his wife during the whole return drive.

He became so agitated at having to turn around that the journey became uncomfortable.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the husband called out to her,

While youre in there, would you mind getting my hat and the credit card. 

Aussie Paul.